RAWALPINDI: In a series of tweets yesterday, ISPR supremo General Bajwa (aka Gobbels) proclaimed Motorway Police as a threat to national security and asked military courts to deal with the recent ‘Attock Conspiracy Case’ against the army under National Action Plan (NAP).
General Bajwa exhorted the Parliament to pass a law disbanding Motorway Police and issuance of a Challan-less drivers’ license to all army drivers. He then shared a few excerpts from a NaseemHijazi novel to emphasise the importance of Pakistan Army.
The graphics division at ISPR HQ has hired James Cameron to recreate the incident using CGI so that more people could become aware of the whole truth.
The tweets were widely shared by good-looking patriotic Baloch girls, military brats and senior journalists.Difae-Pakistan Council (DPC) has announced country wide wheel jams and protest rallies if the army’s demands are not met.
Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf has reportedly decided to pursue this matter in the parliament and push for inclusion of the said law in the Terms of Reference (TORs) being prepared related to Panama Papers.
General Pervaiz Musharraf, a former SSG commando himself (despite a lack of backbone), has decided to kickstart his election campaign based around this incident.Sheikh Rasheed released a press release warning the current government of a ‘sacrifice’ before the next Eid.
This satire originally appeared in Khabaristan Times and has been reproduced with permission
